Sunday, November 4, 2012

Will, God, and Whack-A-Mole


It is a new month, and I have a new mission- to write. I want to write more but honestly I don’t seem all that inspired. My father-in-law always tells me that you have to do whatever God has told you to do, and until he gives you a new assignment, so to speak, you have to keep doing the last thing He told you. This raises the question in my mind of “what was the last thing?” Since men’s brains function more like ice trays than spaghetti, I am tempted to compartmentalize everything into categories. Keep working the last place God had you working. Keep writing the last thing God had you writing. Just keep moving forward in every aspect of your walk with Him. I think that’s probably how it’s supposed to work, not that I am fully convinced God has a specific list of instructions that is “His Will” for our lives. I imagine that God is less of a micromanager and more of a free-spirited leader if you will. Perhaps instead of barking out orders all the time and telling us exactly what he wants us to do, when, where, and how, He might be outlining goals for us and leaving it up to us how we reach them.  After all, isn’t that how we have been instructed throughout our lives to lead. In his book Entreleadership, Dave Ramsey explains a process he uses with his team.  If they bring him a problem he tells them to go away and come back with three possible solutions. When they return he walks them through the process of analyzing the possibilities and determining the best solution then sends them out to implement that.  Then the next time they come barging in his office with a problem they’ll usually bring in several different options but still need help processing through the possibilities to figure out “what would Dave do.” The next step they bring in the problem, the solutions, and their opinion of the right one and ask for confirmation. Eventually they see him in the hall and say “hey, there was a problem; I fixed it.”
               If that’s considered to be the right way to lead, and I think it is, then why would we think God is any different than that? Why do we always picture some tyrant who’s hell-bent on running our lives and whacking us with a stick if we deviate from the exact course he has in mind? What if God’s way of leading and guiding is more equated to goal setting, than that whack-a-mole game we all played as kids? Consider the possibility, for a moment, that God has a destination in mind for you, but how you get there is where the whole “free-will” thing comes in to play. Perhaps God walks us through a process much like Dave Ramsey walks his team members through where he teaches them to do the things he wants the way he wants by spending time together and showing them early on, but eventually releasing them. I don’t imagine that Dave would whack anybody on the head if they were trying and screwed things up, and he can be a bit of a jerk, just in the same way I doubt God is sitting up there with a lightning bolt ready to throw at his little peons. Do you ever picture God sometimes the way artist have depicted Zeus with a scepter in one hand and a lightning bolt in the other reared back ready to launch toward earth? He’s got huge biceps and rippling abs and long curly white hair with a beard, and a voice like Lliam Neison. Whatever, that is sometimes what I picture but I bet it’s a pretty stupid idea. What if, instead, God looks more like a CEO in a nice business suit and lean build.
               So, if God isn’t sitting on a cloud dictating my every move, then what does it mean to do his will?
I’m glad you asked. By looking through scripture it’s pretty easy to figure out what the “Big Picture Will Of God” is. Love! His will is love. There’s also reconciliation and redemption, those are pretty prevalent throughout the Bible. Forgiveness and justice are also recurring themes. So let’s put that into a mission statement type of thing- God is love, but that doesn’t mean he lets us do whatever we want. He is concerned with justice because it is what is right. Because God loves us he figured out a way for justice to coincide with forgiveness, a way to make it right.
We can never forget that God is just. There are consequences that must be faced for each action. His law outlined that the consequence of sin is death so he allowed his perfect son that never did anything wrong to be killed in our place, voluntarily of course. That’s a God concerned with justice.  Justice was served, but so was forgiveness. All of this tells us that God is all about love, forgiveness and justice. And not our stupid court system version of justice where a woman wins millions of dollars in a law suit because she spilled hot coffee on herself.  We’re talking about true justice, a concept we humans probably can’t even fathom.
The entire Bible lets us in to see the true nature and character of God. Through reading we get to learn wisdom and knowledge that will help along the way. It is possible for God to send an angel to appear before you and tell you exactly where to go.  It is also possible for him to whisper gently within your spirit and cause your brain to formulate an idea out of nowhere. God told Jonah exactly where to go, but he told Abraham to go wherever he wanted. I think, therefore, that it is quite possible that at times in your life God will tell you exactly which job to take or which shoes to buy or which person to date. But, I also believe there are times when he will sit you down, lay out the options and let you choose. He didn’t tell Abraham where to walk, only that everywhere he did walk would be his. He let Abraham choose, but Jonah not so much.  He told Jonah to go over to Ninevah and when Jonah didn’t, he got eaten! It seems in most church circles I have only ever heard the Jonah-understanding of God. “You had better listen up, cuz God’s gonna tell you exactly what to do, and if you screw it up you’re gonna get eaten.”  I don’t want to get eaten. I’ve never wanted to get eaten. I’ve actually said out loud in my life that I kind of want to get shot just to see what it feels like, nothing fatal or anything, maybe just a calf or something that will heal. That’s just how crazy I am, but I’ve never wanted to be eaten. So the thought of listening for God’s voice in order to avoid being eaten, that’s some pretty serious business.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Jesus Calling....through Pie


I know what you're thinking....those look yummy!  Yep they certainly do, but you don't know the half of it. Tomorrow is our small group Sunday and I got to sign up for dessert this time and everybody has been asking me what I'm going to make.  Out of nowhere the most amazing idea hit me. It was an original idea, though I'm sure if you googled it hard enough you could find a pie like this, after all Solomon told us several thousand years ago that there's nothing new under the sun. So like I said, it was an original idea for me, however I have to admit it was inspired in part by the cherpumpple (I believe it's called) that I read about last year.  That crazy creature is a cherry pie, pumpkin pie, and apple pie all baked inside of a cake and weighs in at 1,800 calories per slice.  And if you ask me it doesn't even sound, or look too good.  But this amazing thing that I created over the span of about 4 hours, this thing, it does look good and it sounds even better.

Here it is.  It's a pie crust, my wonderfully flaky, amazing, worlds best pie crust, with a chocolate cake baked inside of it. Then I conjured up a vanilla cream pie filling to put on top of that, and I threw another layer of chocolate cake on top of that, but that looked so sad by itself so I added some more of that pie filling.  And then I topped it off with some meringue. 

Oh yeah, and that other little guy there.  Did you ever see the movie Twins with Arnold and Danny Devito? Let me catch you up in case you haven't seen it or it's been a while because it's a freakin old movie.  Somewhere long ago in a lab somewhere some geneticists engineered the perfect man in a test tube (Arnold), and there just happened to be some leftover genetic trash they put together to make a different man (Danny).  When you make wonderfully flaky, amazing, worlds best pie crust, it actually makes two, so there's an extra one laying around.  Also, when you make a cream pie you have to use some egg yolks which leaves you with some egg whites which just happen to be the main ingredient in meringue (that is why I had the meringue for the huge awesome amazing pie). Then I only used a small amount of the pie filling.  So you see my problem here? I had all these extra things lying around, so I had to make something from it. 
This little guy here is a pie crust filled with the leftover pie filling to which I added some coconut and chocolate chips. Just a little bit of coconut because I only had a very little bit left over from the last coconut cream pie I made.  And I topped it off with some whipped cream that I whipped up and sprinkled with some miniature chocolate chips.


And these are some pictures of everything along the way.

wonderfully flaky, amazing, worlds best pie crust

Cream Pie Filling, straight out of the Better Homes and Gardens cookbook.

Just before the meringue...

Cream pie filling before the cream.

chocolate cakes baking...notice the one on the right is inside a pie crust.
And this has absolutely nothing to do with the book Jesus Calling, it just happened to be in the picture and I thought...hmmm, maybe He really could speak to us through pie.

Stay tuned...I'll add some pictures after we cut these bad boys up tomorrow so you can see just how amazing a slice of the Arnold pie really is...and I'm sure the little Danny Pie is gonna be alright too.


***Ok so I didn't get a chance to snap a picture of just a slice of each of these guys but I did get some feedback.  Arnold wasn't that great...If you're going to try to make this big 'ol fella then you probably ought to use a better quality box cake mix than I did.  I just grabbed the store brand chocolate cake which I've never actually made before and it had a weird taste that I didn't like at all.  Also you're going to want to put on as much of the pie filling as you can between the layers.  I thought I had plenty but once I sliced into it, there was hardly any there and if was definitely apparent in the taste.

Now for the chocolate coconut cream pie (Danny) that was freakin amazing.  I absolutely loved it and recommend it to everybody.  Go make one today....and for a special treat, put a thick layer of melted caramel or caramel sauce on the crust before adding the pie filling.  It's amazing.